Definitions by captaincrank24

Dadvert

A dad who attempts to feel up, make moves on, or generally just trying to get some from his daughter. Common in single dad households.

Angie was telling me yesterday how her dad was being a major dadvert.

Dadvert by captaincrank24 July 2, 2009

Planchon 

Adj ; To be fat, obese, flabby, annoying. Also to be very addicted to diet coke.

Man, that teacher seems so planchon. I hope I never have her.

Boy, she drinks alot of coke. She must be so planchon. I bet Diet Coke makes up 50% of her bodily fluids.

Planchon by captaincrank24 June 22, 2009