Hangar Pilot

Someone who works on aircraft and sits in the cockpit pretending to fly, because they cant become a pilot for some reason.

Also see garage racing

"Look its dave, the hangar pilot"

by Richyboy March 02, 2006

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turd pilot

One who drives a flying turd.

The turd pilot is heading this way.

by scottbo February 18, 2008

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Airline Pilot

1. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with The King. Is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.

Whoa! Look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!

by Da Moose November 19, 2003

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rug pilot

A rug pilot is a term used for dot heads. This phrase originates from the old stories of magic carpets in the old Arab countries.

That stupid rug pilot doesn't speak a word of English.

by ACloseFollowing July 01, 2004

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Pilot Harry

This is what becomes of your hand if you jackoff too much.

Your hand grows hair on it when you jackoff more than 25 times a day. Thats what happened to me so now I call my left hand Pilot Harry, I am left handed.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 13, 2017

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