Texas BBQ sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking

Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.

Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!

by mothertruckerdude6969 June 12, 2018

piping it up

Making out that one is bigger / badder / harder than one actually is.

Person - Azza said he's gonna do 400kg on the leg press later.

Friend - Yeah, he's always piping it up though.

by Arnold J. Vadgehammer November 18, 2007

Butt-piping

The act of two individuals bending their penis straight down and having butt sex with each other at the same time.

Joe laid down on his stomach and Dante laid down on his back. As soon as they were hard, they pointed are dicks down between our legs and began butt-piping each other.

We could have won that round of search & destroy but Joel and Christan were too busy butt-piping each other in that building.

by Palsy Chef April 7, 2011

Pling

Short for dumpling. Also a pet name for a sweet or perfect girlfriend. Known to have antennae and pork/cabbage filling.

Pling is sleeping, how adorable.

by BigTeeBird November 27, 2009

Piping Cold

The act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with one or more partners. Discovered by two young scholars once coming across a Dunkin Donuts advertisement for ice cold beverages.

1. Malcolm: Hey bruh, you might wanna take this Magnum, who knows, you might get lucky tonight.

Martin: 1. I get lucky EVERY night. and 2. *slaps condom to the ground* I dont need those. I Pipe Cold.

2. Amber: OMG those Phi Psi guys are so attractive, cultured, and in shape. I'd let any and every one of them pipe cold.

Katt: You're disgusting.

3. Thank the BasedGod for the day after pill. I'd be a not so proud father of 7 if it weren't for these things because i stay Piping Cold.

by The Hood Sage June 16, 2011

mutually pining

Mutually pining is when two people who like or love each other but think the other one isn't interested, making this trope also a sort of unrequited love.

Nandermo is not mutually pining

by theshadowsfx June 2, 2022

piming

To sniff the seat or area of where a female has been sat to receive the vaginal aroma left behind. Best results from bicycle seats as vaginal contact is in concentrated area. Be careful not to mistake anus aroma with vaginal aroma.

Piming can be accelerated by adding boiling water to "affected" area to release golden aroma quicker and more potent.

Dave get a sniff of her bike seat while she's in the shop, I would do it but her sister caught me piming her seat at school last week.

by Longneck April 21, 2017