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philogamy

The number of people favouring philogamy would exceed that of people in favour of misogamy.
by uttam maharjan November 1, 2012
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phloet

A phloet is a philosopher and poet. Someone who writes philosophizing poetry
She calls herself a phloet.
by Phloet Rhymes September 7, 2013
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phog

Street name used to describe somebody who pimps, and does not "share the hoes."
Yo that dude be phogging man! As soon as I get my new caddy im gonna be the phog on the block, and all the hoes will be mine!
by J2k7 December 6, 2006
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philogynist

Someone who loves women so much he refuses fat hairy dudes the privilege of that appellation.
You call me sceptical towards gender theories; I rather consider myself a philogynist.
by shamethedevil February 1, 2017
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afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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phlobermoshing

F-LOB-ER-MO-SH-ING

Beating someone in a mosh pit down with your penis.This term can also be used as a slang, for instance "mother phlober".
Joe and I enjoyed that wonderful punk rock band while our friend Johnny was phlobermoshing that poor british fellow.
by Vencil and Spenser January 15, 2007
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phlegmbrella

a kind of umbrella which is useful when speaking to people who project spittle during enunciation, especially useful in countries like Wales where many consonants are formed in the back of the throat
she was a lovely Welsh girl, but when I asked her where she was from and she had eventually finished replying "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantyseiliogogogoch"I cursed myself for forgetting my phlegmbrella ...

the diplomat had both a stutter and a lisp so a phlegmbrella was necessary every time he suggested "a cessation of hostilities"
by phlegmy June 20, 2010
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