phallysus

A large fat man who lives in warren Indiana.

I seen the phallysus mowing his lawn today

by E earl manns November 28, 2017

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Phallulimus

Also known as Phallusinterlimusophilia, it is a kink or fetish for people putting their penises in slime.

I went on a date with Drki last night.

Drki? He's so weird. Isn't he into that phallulimus stuff?

by Sport Bili February 21, 2021

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Phallism

The worship of penis ethier your dick or others despite sexual orientation that is akin to that of a religion but for the praisel of the all empowering cock.

In the name of all that is phallism praise that impressive throbing stature of a penis in all its gargantuan girth...

by Phallism April 24, 2021

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Phallism

The worship of penis ethier your dick or others despite sexual orientation that is akin to that of a religion but for the praisel of the all empowering cock.

In the name of all that is phallism, praise that impressive throbing stature of a penis and all its gargantuan girth...

by Phallism April 24, 2021

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When he is broke and can’t afford Axe, he’s always got the “Cock Essential Oils”. Free, all natural, sweat cologne harvested from the nut bag, taint, with a spritz of anus. This he rubs into the sensitive spots to attract a lover for the night.
Her -“Hey babe, what’s that cologne that you got on? It seems familiar.”

Him -“Oh do you like it? I was out of Axe but realized after a hard workout that I had plenty of phallus essential oils stored up. ”

Her-“I meant it smells like an empty garbage truck filled with mike resin and assholes.”

Him -Looking mad, “II knew you would like it. Smell my fingers”. Been phallubbing to complement your vabbing

by Moorpheus July 31, 2022

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