pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019

Pew Pew

The sound that MercStar makes when winning.

MercStar put too much pew pew on them.

by Crasher2003 April 25, 2015

Pewing

Assebronx slang term which theoretically means everything and nothing.

Used in a wide variety of conversation, often as a filler. An answer for literally everything, and valid under any context.

"Matje eje nog e pewing" (i.e. Cigarette)
"PEWING!" (i.e. Greeting)
"Ait kzien na me pewing" (i.e. Home)

by Stream kaashond bruh October 31, 2021

pixie pew

Pixie pew is a disturbing sexual act of when a woman shots on a pigs head while the pig likes her asshole

Sarah was in the pig pen trying to pixie pew Wilbur

by Olddirtybastardlordsmobile September 28, 2017

The Pew

The Pew is when when you're sick with a cold or have had pneumonia and you smell like it too. It usually occurs when the said smellee hasn't taken a shower due to illness.

Me:Were you sick recently?
You:Yea, I had a cold. Why?
Me: Because you smell like The Pew!

by Charlie Toe November 5, 2010

Pew

The impulsive response toward an achievement or definitive questions.

"So Clyde why did you eat the last slice of pizza?"

'pew'

"goddamn it."

by Junkfish. August 17, 2020

pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019