dece perch

Decent Purchase

Amogh: I just got a chrome hitlist with a balla stat cap.
Straight Guy: what?
Amogh: Dece Perch brohemoth merchin that wip br0 h34d.
Straight Guy: You're a toolb0x.
Amogh: r0flfa14f31

Clearly Amogh has one of the tiniest penises known to man kind.

Now that's a dece perch.

by D1ckP13453r5 January 26, 2009

Percanta

Spanish colombian word without any possible traduction in english which is used to refer at someone who is hatefully adorable or simply fucking hateful, depending on the level of gambaness of a person.

Gamba: That percanta is my friend

Normal person: Fucking percanta stole my girlfriend!

by Kx September 19, 2012

Perch AIDS

A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.

"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."

by Hoody802 August 18, 2013

Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.

I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.

by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011

Percalator

A person who stirs up shit and drama and then leaves.

Mikey percalates his mess onto Snooki daily. he is a real percalator.

by smash760 February 3, 2012

Peacha

when people try to say pizza while eating.

Bill: I want mur peacha
You: HELL NO

by I am yetched March 31, 2017

perham

The area of the male nutsack, where the the skin of the aforementioned sack is "fused" together. Has been confused with the term gooch, a common mistake among the less educated in these matters of assology. However, the proximity of the gooch to the Perham requires us as a Godfearing nation to acknowledge the relationship between the two, and embrace this symbiotic partnership.

After a nice meatloaf dinner, I like to shave my sack, being careful not to acccidently scratch my gooch or cut my Perham.

During my morning run, my sack was swinging so much my Perham damn near kissed my Gooch!

by Metal Warrior 1 December 3, 2007