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The area of the male nutsack, where the the skin of the aforementioned sack is "fused" together. Has been confused with the term gooch, a common mistake among the less educated in these matters of assology. However, the proximity of the gooch to the Perham requires us as a Godfearing nation to acknowledge the relationship between the two, and embrace this symbiotic partnership.
After a nice meatloaf dinner, I like to shave my sack, being careful not to acccidently scratch my gooch or cut my Perham.

During my morning run, my sack was swinging so much my Perham damn near kissed my Gooch!
perham by Metal Warrior 1 December 3, 2007
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Perham Boys Basketball Team 

A bunch of butt hurts who think they are the fucking Gods of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go D1. They can't. This isn't the NBA. Stop with the shooting sleeves and cocky attitudes. They walk around with the "My dick is bigger than yours" persona... Oh the irony..
Excuse me, I play for the Perham Boys Basketball Team. You don't happen to have a tampon I can borrow, do you?

Evan Perham 

A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.
Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?
Evan Perham by realgod22 January 16, 2018

Addison Perham 

Hi addi its me cash your a noob so yeah bye
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Addison Perham by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
The answer to any question that you don't know the answer to.
In many cases, it leaves the person in a state confused bewilderment when you answer with it.
Person: Wanna go get some food?
You: Perhaps.

Person: Hey, do you know what the time is?
You: Perhaps.

Person: Do you love me?
You: Perhaps.

Exam question: What's 10 x 3?
You: Perhaps.

Police: Did you kill this man?
You: Perhaps.
Perhaps by The gayest bowser May 22, 2016
A very sincere and chill persian guy. Parham is very trustworthy, has a great sense of humour, and is very smart. He may be quiet at first but will open up if you give him the chance.

He is great friend friend to have.

Everyone wants a little Parham in their life.
Mana- "I wish i had an honest friend, someone i can chill with and not worry about being judged or backstabbed."

Sara- "You need a Parham in your life."

Parham is the best friend anyone can ask for.
Parham by PersianNamer November 26, 2013

perambulaphobia 

fear of walkers, i.e., perambulators, and their likeness to the walking dead or white walkers
It’ll be at least two more TV seasons before I can try to begin overcoming my perambulaphobia.
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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