Get the Parents mug.Parents who constantly go out drinking every other day or every weekend. Their friends most likely also party parents or partiers, gather 'round and drink until the morning hours. Party parents most likely have a well paying job, nice house, and definitely kids. Some party parents don't pay much attention to their sons and daughters because the would rather go drinking with their friends.
Kid: "Hey you wanna come over tonight?"
Kid 2: "Nah, I can't, I have to watch my little brother."
Kid: "Aren't your parents home?"
Kid 2: "No, they are out at their friends house, they are total party parents."
Kid 2: "Nah, I can't, I have to watch my little brother."
Kid: "Aren't your parents home?"
Kid 2: "No, they are out at their friends house, they are total party parents."
by Junk28 August 13, 2007
Get the party parents mug.The people that make you then try to control you. You MAY or MAY NOT like them. Unless you wanna become a social reject i suggest you rebel AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Between curfew and making u look stupid as hell i think you'd agree with me.
My parents made me a social reject my entire life. When i was a kid they made me dress in cheap ass clothes that were undersized and beat up k-swiss to school. (Im BLACK what tha fuck do i look like wearin a fuckin moldy v-neck!?) When i told them i was bein picked on they basically told me to "shut the fuck up". (imagine spending 10 years of your life feeling/looking like crap while your step-mom precedes to spend your DAD's money to buy a fuckin house an 2 cars)
When i finally did start to make "friends" (when they werent insultin me) my peoples would make gay ass rules like be home at 9 (never mind the fact that your avergage MIDDLE SCHOOLER comes home at like midnight these days) yeah way to turn me into the group's killjoy.
Now that im a teenager i gotta get a job n i cant/shouldnt be askin them for money. OK, Thats cool but HOW DA FUCK ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A FUCKIN 16 YEAR PAY YOU BACK FOR INSURANCE THAT THE GOVERNMENT MADE YOU PAY FOR.
In conclusion, while parents may feed you n give you a place to live they can also turn you into a low selfesteem havin piece of shit
When i move away im GONE for good....
When i finally did start to make "friends" (when they werent insultin me) my peoples would make gay ass rules like be home at 9 (never mind the fact that your avergage MIDDLE SCHOOLER comes home at like midnight these days) yeah way to turn me into the group's killjoy.
Now that im a teenager i gotta get a job n i cant/shouldnt be askin them for money. OK, Thats cool but HOW DA FUCK ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A FUCKIN 16 YEAR PAY YOU BACK FOR INSURANCE THAT THE GOVERNMENT MADE YOU PAY FOR.
In conclusion, while parents may feed you n give you a place to live they can also turn you into a low selfesteem havin piece of shit
When i move away im GONE for good....
by damn assholes.... August 17, 2008
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When two guys have slept with the same girl at different times and both have impregnated that same girl. The girl does not have to carry the baby to full term for the guys to be Eskimo parents.
Ryan: hey man she looks bored
Sean: lol want me to send her a dick pic
Ryan: you know who that is right? It's hayley
Sean: yeah lol
Ryan: what if you had sex with her
Sean: then we would be eskimo brothers again
Ryan: ...but then like what if you got her pregnant...then what would we be
Sean:......
Ryan:...ESKIMO PARENTS!
Sean: lol want me to send her a dick pic
Ryan: you know who that is right? It's hayley
Sean: yeah lol
Ryan: what if you had sex with her
Sean: then we would be eskimo brothers again
Ryan: ...but then like what if you got her pregnant...then what would we be
Sean:......
Ryan:...ESKIMO PARENTS!
by Nayrftowin November 20, 2016
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A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022
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They decide food
They think stupid idiot dumb shut up hate fart turd and ugly are bad words
They decide food
They think stupid idiot dumb shut up hate fart turd and ugly are bad words
by Goodgiy4321 June 11, 2023
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