Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........
by clairem June 19, 2007
Get the sarah jessica parker mug.The coolest motherfucker that ever lived. Plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture Boogie Nights. Although, he did steal the show. Similar to what Doc Holliday does for the film Tombstone.
A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.
A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.
by Luke Brandon September 13, 2007
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Born April 11, 1986. Raised in Naperville, Illinois. Plays in the WNBA for the Los Angeles Sparks. Was the 1st Draft pick for the WNBA. Was a Tennessee Lady Vol, and won 2 straight NCAA Championships, one in 2007 and in 2008. The sickest women's basketball player in history. The second woman to dunk in the WNBA. Lisa Leslie the 1st Also the only woman to ever dunk in a NCAA tournament, and did so 2 times in one game. And 1st woman to dunk in a NCAA tournament. Also marrying Sheldon Williams, a pro basketball player from Duke University.
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by jmoser December 22, 2008
Get the parker mug.1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.
1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
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by gangasta123456789987654321 June 2, 2010
Get the Sarah Jessica Parker mug.In 1954 Honora Parker was murdered by her daughter Pauline Parker, then aged 16, and Pauline’s friend and probable lover, Juliet Hulme, aged 15.
The two girls killed Honora because Juliet and her father were leaving shortly for South Africa. Pauline wanted to travel there, too, but her mother forbade it.
The girls beat Mrs. Parker on the head with a half brick concealed in a stocking, and when the body was found they claimed that the woman had 'slipped and fell', though this was not in accordance with the forty-five wounds on the woman's head. The bloody stocking with the brick in it was found nearby.
The two girls killed Honora because Juliet and her father were leaving shortly for South Africa. Pauline wanted to travel there, too, but her mother forbade it.
The girls beat Mrs. Parker on the head with a half brick concealed in a stocking, and when the body was found they claimed that the woman had 'slipped and fell', though this was not in accordance with the forty-five wounds on the woman's head. The bloody stocking with the brick in it was found nearby.
by Tiffany < 3 February 24, 2006
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