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Paragon Prep

Crazy Prep School that prepares the paragon knights for high school, where kids actually like to learn and get extra credit for insulting teachers in Shakespearean, and get free slurpees, paint the latin room, clone things, sell stuff, write on windows and make things explode. and rename everything with the prefix para

THE BEST SCHOOL EVER
When we made dry ice bombs for a science lab, and then made ice cream.
paracare, parabus, parahold, paraprison, parastress, parapressure, parafun parabus,
Paragon Prep is my favorite school, though it does not feel like a school, especially all the latin stories.
by Paragirl June 25, 2009
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sex paranoia

When one has become so obsessed with sex that every sound sounds like people having sex. This is usually caused by the suffering indivdual being sex deprived or having not had any sexual activity for an extremly extended period of time.
As Johny walked thru the halls of his dorm he thought he was hearing sex from behind each door. Infact no one, anywhere, on campus was having sex or even watching porn at the moment. Johny simply had not gotten any in over a year and he was now suffering from sex paranoia.
by The Dark Lord of Bass September 22, 2006
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paranoid

When you feel like you have millions of stalkers, when you think the whole world is talking about you , and you think everyone hates you. Often causes girls to take hours on hair and make up just to end up washing it all off and doing something way more simple just because she thinks people will think negative about her. People who are paranoid often look over theyre shoulders expecting to find someone or something behind them, waiting to attack, when nothing is there.
I was so paranoid last night i thought gnomes came in and stole my toilet paper. so i hid underneathe a blanket on my couch with a candle and a bag of cheetohs, in the fetal posistion.
by ohh dang, lets bang! April 13, 2008
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Parannoying

Three friends are in the car smoking a bowl. One friend says "that car looks like it could be unmarked police car, put that bowl down"

Driver says "nah that's not a cop, stop parannoying me"
by Renee Manning June 5, 2009
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paranoid

Descriptive Noun. Fourth part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Petra the Paranoid is worried that her boyfriend, Peter the Priapic, is going to cheat on her. Oh, she's just crazy and irrational. The only other people who believe her nutty fear are the Nancy Nurse and Debbie Doctor, who have just finished the report which confirms that Petra has an STD.
by seeker6079 October 27, 2005
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PARANOiA -Respect-

One of the hardest PARANOiA remixes made for Dance Dance Revolution. It runs at a constant 300 BPM, and has 5 stops.

Contrary to most other PARANOiAs (excluding ETERNAL, which was by an external remixer who won a music competition by KONAMI), this PARANOiA is NOT by Naoki Maeda. Instead, it is by Sota Fujimori, who has done various other Bemani songs such as Star Gate Heaven, Back Into The Light and Look to the Sky.
PARANOiA -Respect-
.3k (Sota Fujimori pseudonym)

BPM: 300
Stops: 5

B-3 L-6 S-9 H-10
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
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apostrophe paranoia

Condition suffered by English teachers and others who see missing and misplaced apostrophes where they shouldn't (or is it "shouldnt"?) be.

See also: comma paranoia, spelling paranoia.
I stared at that word for ten seconds before I realized that the apostrophe was actually SUPPOSED to be there. Apostrophe paranoia.
by suffisance July 30, 2010
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