Pago

A greasy, fat, smelly robot that disguises itself as a common household Yorkshire terrier. It sneezes a lot, shows Its alligator teeth, walks around showing off Its talons, loves Puppers, never sleeps, only eats human food, never bathes, has a strange attraction towards Jen, hates Eric, runs fast, drove Java to insanity, loves smelly bones, growls whenever disturbed, and It cannot jump on the couch due to Its obesity. It likes carrots, peppers, pears, raisins, marshmallows, and oatmeal. It’s made up of 19% gak, 70% bacon fat, and 11% lasers. Pago, otherwise known as P.A.G.O. stands for Programmed Autobot Gigabyte Overdrive, but do not be fooled by the word “Autobot.” Pago is in fact a Decepticon. It downloads via satellite and it plans to one day rule all humans and is believed to have started the cult known as the Pagoists. Whenever Pago sneezes, a TXT MSG is sent out to a previously conformed Pagoist society. It’s only known companion is a girlish, fat yorkie named Mack.

WARNING: It has been seen trotting around in a leather jacket and sombrero trying to defecate. DO NOT BE FOOLED!

It responds to Pago, Wittle Wittle, Peppers, Mittens, and Mr. Jingles.

It can consume one marshmallow in 7.9 seconds. It’s a disturbing process.

One can tell the difference between Pago and a regular yorkie by examining the greasy fur and fat physique. Plus, Pago has a computer chip in the back of Its neck.

"Wow, did you see that Yorkshire terrier trotting around in a leather jacket and sombrero trying to defecate?"
"NOOOOO! That's no ordinary dog! That's Pago."
"Awww fuck! I fucking hate that piece of fucking shit!"
"Quick, run away before it sneezes on you!"
"Ahhhhhh! Holy Shit-Fuck!"
*sneezes made by Pago tilting Its head down and showing Its teeth*

by Paul Sullivan February 21, 2008

Panagos

a kid with a stylish asian bowl cut and burised eyes sometimes he will come across as a kid who is high but its okay because when you like dudes you need something to mellow you out

Panagos is a flamer who sits in the corner wankin it to cod blackops

by TheManUwannaBe November 11, 2010

Pagosa Springs

A demonic shit hole of a town. Where shady people go to dwell and smoke crystal meth.

If you want smoke crystal meth and be a piece of shit move to Pagosa Springs .

by Real-Life-Facts March 10, 2020

pangoli

a mf named joel says it 69 times a day

Shut yo pangoli ahh nigga

by big dick nomar October 11, 2020

Pandorgo

It is said of some one who wears his pants down below his waist and uses his hands to keep his pants from falling down.

Most rappers now days wear their clothes Pandorgo style.

by eyeandear July 18, 2009

Pagootism

The act of having faith in being a Pagooter.

I decided to switch my religion to Pagootism because it doesn't have an ancient parental figure saying do it....do it and I'll fucking spank you!

by Pirating_movies is bad July 22, 2011

pandora selection

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.

A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.

by gator27 July 23, 2011