Pago

A greasy, fat, smelly robot that disguises itself as a common household Yorkshire terrier. It sneezes a lot, shows Its alligator teeth, walks around showing off Its talons, loves Puppers, never sleeps, only eats human food, never bathes, has a strange attraction towards Jen, hates Eric, runs fast, drove Java to insanity, loves smelly bones, growls whenever disturbed, and It cannot jump on the couch due to Its obesity. It likes carrots, peppers, pears, raisins, marshmallows, and oatmeal. It’s made up of 19% gak, 70% bacon fat, and 11% lasers. Pago, otherwise known as P.A.G.O. stands for Programmed Autobot Gigabyte Overdrive, but do not be fooled by the word “Autobot.” Pago is in fact a Decepticon. It downloads via satellite and it plans to one day rule all humans and is believed to have started the cult known as the Pagoists. Whenever Pago sneezes, a TXT MSG is sent out to a previously conformed Pagoist society. It’s only known companion is a girlish, fat yorkie named Mack.

WARNING: It has been seen trotting around in a leather jacket and sombrero trying to defecate. DO NOT BE FOOLED!

It responds to Pago, Wittle Wittle, Peppers, Mittens, and Mr. Jingles.

It can consume one marshmallow in 7.9 seconds. It’s a disturbing process.

One can tell the difference between Pago and a regular yorkie by examining the greasy fur and fat physique. Plus, Pago has a computer chip in the back of Its neck.

"Wow, did you see that Yorkshire terrier trotting around in a leather jacket and sombrero trying to defecate?"
"NOOOOO! That's no ordinary dog! That's Pago."
"Awww fuck! I fucking hate that piece of fucking shit!"
"Quick, run away before it sneezes on you!"
"Ahhhhhh! Holy Shit-Fuck!"
*sneezes made by Pago tilting Its head down and showing Its teeth*

Pago by Paul Sullivan February 21, 2008

PAGO

put a girl on😛

"Hi, this is the Ford dealership, how may we help you?"
"PAGO"

PAGO by Jacklop789 March 23, 2025

Pago Pago 

The capital of American Samoa. American Samoa is a system of islands in the south Pacific that was aquired during American Imperialism. They were part of a pact with Germany.

I hope I can go to Pago Pago one day.

Pago Pago by Ron_Thornbrash May 20, 2005

Pagophagic 

Obsessed or nuts about eating cold stuff especially Ice!
It usually falls under a medical or psychological disorder of having cold or chilled drinks as well as Ice.
We have "Pagophagia" which defines the crazy disorder But, which word defines the person who's ever jonesing for Ice?
Here we go!
PAGOPHAGIC!

my bro is a pagophagic!...he gobbles all the ice up!

Pagophagic by Mugwump11 August 6, 2020

Pagosa Rock 

Pagosa Rock is a genre of acoustic based music that can be heard at summer-time music festivals around the state of Colorado. This style of music has a mostly caucasian fan base, with its listeners ranging in age from 20 to 60. The lyrical content mostly contains references to mountains, rivers and relationships. While musicians who make Pagosa Rock are quite talented and adept at playing their instruments, the songwriting lacks edginess and originality, with the music often serving as background sounds while people mill about their camp-sites and the concert grounds.

Nickel Creek, Eddie From Ohio, Donna the Buffalo, The Black Lillies, Elephant Revival. "This festival is completely putting me to sleep, Pagosa Rock just isn't that great."

Pagosa Rock by Acoustic Eddie September 25, 2012

Pagooter 

a pagooter is one who enjoys pagooting or engaging in pagooting like activies.. in dummy terms a pagooter is a lame ass

you should urban dictionary "pagooter"

you freaking pagooter, and not just any pagooter your a loser pagooter !

you should make pagooter a definition in urbandictionary

Pagooter by StonedTroll June 29, 2011

pagol 

How Bangladeshi’s say mad or crazy in the Bengali language.

Yes, you're pagol, bonkers, completely off your head...but...I'll tell you a secret.
All the best people are.

pagol by madbrownwoman April 21, 2021