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Osama Bin Laden 

The ugliest man ever. Is fat, his toes smell like mushy burnt slime. Comitted 9/11, gave kids 2,000 heart attacks in one day. He also eats raw eggs for breakfast and he licks snow off the ground. Looks like an honest orangutan that got covered in brown slime, chocolate, and poop.
The trasher:i wish osama bin laden will run for president!!!
Real men:hahaha you got pooped on by bird 😂😂😂😂😂
Osama Bin Laden by AMERICA_ROBLOX October 27, 2023

Osama-bin laden 

when Liam decides to step it up a level and throw a fucking boulder at Mrs ballsacks roof
bro i got a cement block u should aim for an Osama-bin laden

Osama Bin-Laden 

The most fucking sexiest guy in the whole fucking world, but is a terrorist that was the main reason of 9/11.
Dam bro, Osama Bin-Laden is look thicc today.

Osama Bin-Laden 

10 March 1957 - 2 May 2011

The mastermind behind the September 11th terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, he is said to have a beard gifted from Allah himself and did not let anything stand in his way.......apart from that bullet.
P1: Hey did you hear about Osama Bin-Laden
P2: yeah apparently he got shot in the head for some of the terrorist acts he did
P1: oh yeah...he was the one who organised the 9/11 attacks
Osama Bin-Laden by Blal enjoyer 45 September 4, 2022

Osama Bin Laden is dead 

Phrase commemorating the "removal" of terrorist leader of Al-Qaida Osama Bin Laden, by US forces on May 1st, 2011.
New Yorker: Justice's a bitch
New Englander: WICKED. Osama's dead
New Jersey Dude: **** yea. I would not be caught dead fistpumping!
Southerner: yeaaa niggas dead
SoCal Resident: yeaaa son. Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Christians worldwide: Thanks be to God!
Real Muslims worlwide: Allahu Akbar!
Extremist Muslims who favor terrorism: Shit...
Bush: I was right.

Osama Bin Laden Cocktail 

Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.

Bartender: What would you like?

Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...

Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?

Guy: What's that?

Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.