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Oncest

When the two versions of the main antagonist (The Onceler) in the Dr. Seuss book, The Lorax, are having sexual intercourse with each other.
I, the creator of this definition, had recently found oncest fanart on my TikTok For You Page because once my friend sent me a video as a joke and now it's all over my For You Page. I was so disturbed, I cried into a piece of stale bread.
by XAXAXAXXAXAXXAXAXAXXAXA June 18, 2023
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Oncie

A nickname for The Once-ler.
"Oncie is so silly."
by StarTheCat-boy on scratch :D October 21, 2023
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An actual propper definition for once in my life

When an defition in the urban dictionary isn't a joke definition
Hey what the defiention for Pokimane
Well it quite negitive
Wow it An actual propper definition for once in my life
by EmberGoWild March 27, 2022
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once upon a time

sometime,a time,one time,it comes at the beginning of bed time stories
once upon a time in mexico there were two gangsters....
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile...
by axelrad1993 October 6, 2010
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Not Even Once

The phrase refers to an anti-drug ad campaign that revolved around showing pictures of people in ruin with the phrase "Meth: not even once", general implication being that if you do meth even a single time it will suck you in and ruin your life.
The ad took off in the internet and was re-purposed, replacing "meth" with other things (X: not even once), generally meaning that the author of the image thinks that practicing X will lead to no good.
Someone seeing a woman's poorly-thought out tweet concerning a hot button political issue:
- Woman in politics: not even once.
by NKSedya August 6, 2019
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once bitten forever shy

Phrase describing:

1. anyone who has let a person into their life, heart, etc. who has royally fucked their shit up _ and now has a cold,bitter,playa heart for any new relationship

2. to be emotionally-raped so badly that the free world must pay for the afflicted persons pain; all new prospects will undoubtedly suffer.

3. When you can't forgive or trust anyone (even the smallest injustice)

4. To shut out anyone you might actually have a shot with due to past hurts and/or past mistakes

5. Being alone for the rest of your life
ex:

M: -That guy over there has something special going on
E: -Dont go there. He's once bitten forever shy
M: -Damn...that's such a shame, he looks like a real keeper
E: -Dont hold your breath my friend
by casualobserver November 30, 2013
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Facial Once Removed

When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.
- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...
by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008
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