spoon

a gay person that names themself after a utensil. usually in love with with someone called ellie

kai: haha spoon

joe: haha spoon
ellie: haha spoon
spoon: *gay noises*

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

spoon

a utensil with multiple purposes. you can both eat soup, cereal, etc with this object or use it to scoop people eyes and organs out

'wanna hang out'
'sorry i cant im s p o o n'
'spoon?"
'im gouging your aunt carols eyes out with a spoon, please dont bother me'

by hoteldel_leejieun September 8, 2020

Spoon

How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.

"Whats a spoon?"

"shut up"

by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019

spoon

the worlds deadliest weapon

AHHHH HES GOT A.. A A SPOON

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Spoon

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.

"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"

by SpudManDom June 16, 2018

spoon

Lying "like spoons. ," "spoon like" in nature.", Resembling two spoons,one against the other.

"I can't wait to go lie down and spoon with my Lorelei!"

People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!

by All the good names r taken May 21, 2020

Spoon

A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.

example 1.
Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground?
Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons.

example 2.
Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?

by DanTheMan77 August 20, 2013