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blem blob

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

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Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley
by kashootuptheschool March 28, 2017
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Orange Blob

by xdremagrepus February 24, 2021
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slob blob

Someone who no longer has any self-respect, where it manifests in his life in some way.
That guy became a slob blob: fat and lazy. But then he recovered and became social again!
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Blob Blocker

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?
by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011
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Blob Job

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.
by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019
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Blob Drop

Man im scared i got blob drop
by Domestic abuser September 9, 2022
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Orange Blob

by Definitions By Plank May 31, 2019
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