blem blob

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

holocaust lemon party

Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley

by kashootuptheschool March 28, 2017

Orange Blob

youtuber that is poggers

Orange blob kinda pog

by xdremagrepus February 24, 2021

slob blob

Someone who no longer has any self-respect, where it manifests in his life in some way.

That guy became a slob blob: fat and lazy. But then he recovered and became social again!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Blob Blocker

Another word for a tampon.

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?

by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011

Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

Blob Drop

spontaneous butthole fall of syndrome

Man im scared i got blob drop

by Domestic abuser September 9, 2022

Orange Blob

SCP-999

Bro orange blob is weird

by Definitions By Plank May 31, 2019