Purposeful Misunderstander

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.

After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011

coastal purpose

Doing something to rep your whole entire coast.

I have a coastal purpose to make this rap.

by Complexity June 13, 2005

afaird them on purpose with a true reason

afaird them on purpose with a true reason due to the fact they don't stop until they don't have enough.

You know you are afaird them on purpose with a true reason when they gangstalk, gangstalking is a heinous crime people that do these behaviors should have life forever in prison.

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025

Accidentally on purpose

When someone doesn't know or isnt fully aware and the outcome turns in their favor.

"With luck on our side at the casino on a game the wager isnt exactly the lower wager intended,

with no delay to confirm eagerly I push the button to accidentally on purpose hit a jackpot!"

by Trwilliamsnexlevel March 13, 2025

Multi-Purpose-Gash

A girl(s) that satisfies other needs as well as sex

Went over there last night, shagged her, she cooked me dinner then let me copy her coursework, shes great multi-purpose-gash

by El Bark June 6, 2011

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

Purpose Envy

When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.

I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!

by @BigMac August 18, 2023