fisty cuff

an act of violence. usually a fight, or in minor cases, an argument between two or more people.

bambi breezi: ay0 biznitchhh..
adolf axel: i dun wunt no problems here yo.
bambi breezi: o0, u meen lyyk a fisty cuff?
adolf axel: zactly.

by pseudonymmynoduesp June 3, 2009

Plow Cuff

Also: Plowing Cuff, Plowed Cuff

The act of manipulating one's genitals.

I would have made it to the bar last night, but I was busy plowing cuff.

She plowed my cuff well good.

I think I might just stay in tonight and watch some porn and plow cuff.

by P. Mini April 1, 2006

Ballista Cuffs

to be unable to escape from a task until its done. Derived from the inability to exit the ballistas in Monster Hunter Tri until you have used all of your ammo.

Guy 1: Hey, are u going to stop working and get on xbox?

Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs

by Joshuasaurus May 18, 2010

cuff-link

n. a golden sausage wee-nis. Characterized by bronzed, tan glow and sparkly, transparent edges. The cuff-link style wee-nis is found only in the most affluent adult locales.

"Not only does Harold have that sexy smile and a convertible to die for...he has an 8-inch cuff-link!"

"Oh Carol...I'm so proud of my daughter!"

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

Finger Cuff

The wedding band worn by a married couple, saying that the ring is a restrictive device (similar to handcuffs).

Mark used to party, but he's got a finger cuff now.

by Highanxietymind March 23, 2008

cuff-shuffling

A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agitates them up and down, thus producing a relaxing sensation for weary legs. Can only be done with the subject wearing long pants.

"Darling I've had a busy day, would you mind cuff-shuffling me a little?"

by Marquis de stade May 17, 2006

cuff the senator

The act of masturbating. To masturbate.

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator

by MeatCubed June 13, 2014