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oatmeal crackers

(oht'-meal kra'-kurrs)

noun--They don't exist, but they sound seriously good.
"Pass me some of those oatmeal crackers...after you invent them."
by noodlehead January 11, 2005
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Oatmeal Churn

When someone is so drunk, or just out right determined that they vomit while giving head and continue until the job is complete.
That girl was so drunk that she gave my an "Oatmeal Churn".
by Peg Leg's October 30, 2010
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Lumpy oatmeal

Similar to a blue waffle but in regards to the anus.
I heard that there one lady has some lumpy oatmeal.
by Bradibulbus June 18, 2011
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new york oatmeal bowl

New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.
i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.
by I like the thicc Bois December 26, 2018
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Oatmeal Kid

Also-Oatmeal Child, Soatsy Mcclure
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal. See retard. Often times, the Kid will lack all common sense, and joins the Air Force.
Oh man! Do you see that oatmeal kid trying to play ping-pong?! What a joke!
by Dantron June 30, 2005
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Outman

Some dude who is really into every party, but always commits a dimmerdunk; He spills the cups in beer pong, gets drunk and just rages, or burps/farts during a critical moment. He is a necessary evil in every group.
"You're the outman of this group. We don't even know why you're here."

"Spill the cups again, outman."
by Altman29 December 21, 2008
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Oatmeal on her shirt

1. Girl has oatmeal (the breakfast cereal), on her shirt.

2. That girl is fine.
1. Shit!, I just got oatmeal on my shirt!

2. Dayumm, gurlz got oatmeal on her shirt!
by mulletbaby September 4, 2009
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