oats

short vesion of bloody oath or fucken oath. to approve of something.

johno : "you going to the pub tonight mate?"
macca : "oats"

by gfresha February 8, 2010

Oasass

When your ass gets so sweaty. it feels like your sitting in a puddle.

Oh my god. I've been out here literally 5 minutes and I'm already sweating my ass off. This is worse than swamp ass. This is Oasass.

by Gnezz10 May 26, 2010

oasis

a liquor store

the oasis was trashed before I could even buy something.

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

Oats

A grain eaten by horses in Emglamd and are preferred by men in Scotland.

That guy went out to buy some Oats for his Horses

by Sshacck June 10, 2017

Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)

Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.

by chillydip February 19, 2012

have you thy oats brother

when you've lost your oats and you need some more, so you ask, "have you thy oats brother?"

Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.

by samves January 20, 2017

Dry Oasis

1) An event of extreme poverty and destitution (formal)

2) A tragedy

3) An individual lacking mental capacity (sarcastic tone)

4) A lack of glamour and excitement in one's mundane life

1) The sordid conditions in the squatter settlements of poverty-struck Madagascar resembled a dry oasis in the depths of the Sahara.

2) Edward is such a wimp without the utmost brain to solve a no-brainer puzzle, he is truly the driest oasis amongst us.

3) Life felt like a repelling chore towards Timothy, a dry oasis of no enthusiasm.

by Reno Glavictoz September 5, 2010