num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.

Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.

by Mermer0008 March 19, 2017

Num-Buk

Oh, he's the dude with a big dick, he's the owner of "Num-Buk Productions" he's also a PRO PKER!

Guy 1: Have you met Num-Buk? Guy 2: Yeah i hear he's got a 12 inch dick, isn't Um Run Nerd his bitch? Guy 1: Yeah lol.

by Num-Buk August 07, 2010

Barnum (Barned Num)

(Adult) A baby, miniature man. Bald and gay- immune to heat.

“Barnum (Barned Num), you queer!”

by Zimbabey May 30, 2019

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

Kara-Num

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by TheKingOfAllCosmos May 28, 2022

Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.

Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums

by tooters222444 January 28, 2022