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Pretzel sticks

A phrase created to notify fellow male co-workers that a hot chick is in the vicinity. This allows one to alert others of the hottie's presence in the office without the fear of being turned into HR.

Caution should be used so five guys don't turn to check out the girl at the same time.
"Hey Jason, I'm hungry. Do you have any pretzel sticks?" At this point, the co-worker has been alerted with some discretion.
by JackCaz January 19, 2011
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Wet Pretzel

When someone is being extremely lame, or inconveniencing you. Much like finding a bowl full of soaked pretzels in your kitchen sink.
John, don't be such a wet pretzel.
by boltonfanforlife March 28, 2015
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Dick Pretzel

When two men tie their penises together to make a pretzel shape.
Man1: Do you wanna make a Dick Pretzel later tonight.
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.

Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler
by waka floka September 6, 2010
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Pretzel-Dog

During sex, one partner does a headstand in the pretzel position(crossing your legs like a pretzel) While the other partner preforms butt sex to the headstanding person. Before taking part in this act, you may cover your bodies in salt. If desired, you may have various animals running around licking the salt off your bodies.
"Hey I've had a great time tonight, Do you wanna, maybe, Pretzel-Dog?"

"Hell Yeah! I'll get my hamster!"
by niranafrk8108 January 30, 2010
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Mud Pretzel

My god, I cannot believe this has not been defined yet.
The effect of too much anal and not enough vaginal. The penis will warp upwards, downwards, to the right, or to the left, or any variation of these. Many male pornstars who specialize in the butt experience this later in their career
Porn Executive: I'd sign you, but I'm afraid you have a mud pretzel.
Porn Star: A mud pretzel; what's that?
Porn Executive: Beats me, it hasn't been defined yet.
by .Woody April 12, 2009
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muddy pretzel

when you engage in anal sex, and when theres feces on the tip of the penis, the other partner licks it off.
Ron gave Shirley a muddy pretzel and her teeth were brown for a week.
by jnet April 27, 2006
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Red Pretzel

The Red Pretzel is a sex move of two or more partners' reflecting their mutual respect and love.

The Male, or Female with a strap on, will engage in anal intercourse with his or her partner, and upon climax will punch the partner in the side, forcing a clinch while pulling the penis or strap on out of the anus, resulting in a prolapsed rectum, or more appropriately, a Pink Sock. Upon confirmation that the Pink Sock has been achieved by the partner, the partner, having received the Pink Sock will then return the favor by thrusting their penis or strap on into the anus of their partner who has just given them a Pink Sock, thereby resulting in both partners having Pink Socks (prolapsed rectums). If the sexual party totals more than two people, this process is repeated until all members have received their own Pink Sock.

When all members of the sexual party have successfully received their Pink Socks (prolapsed rectums), each partner will bend over and touch their pink socks together, holding them in place, and allowing them to dry out together. Upon completion, The Pink Socks will have melded together to have become one Red Pretzel, the truest sign of sacrifice and love, nearly impossible to separate.
"Wow! I knew she was beautiful, but when I saw the look in her eyes behind our Red Pretzel, I knew she was the one for me."

"Our Red Pretzel was so dried and chapped I could have sworn that we had been together for days!"

"I sure am glad I neglected taking any laxatives before our Red Pretzel session, the feces really made everything much more interesting!"
by SyrupSlurper December 10, 2013
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