A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!
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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016
Get the Nostril Cream Piemug. by Kim mckee August 1, 2016
Get the Nostril gatorsmug. When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic
by Mrhallowseve May 28, 2018
Get the Nostril fuckingmug. by P0HTAHT0H January 29, 2019
Get the InFlAtEd NoStRiLsmug. The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022
Get the Nostril Air Redirectionmug. When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.
by LordJenal March 21, 2024
Get the Nostril Assaultmug. 