A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!
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by Eskorpija May 03, 2016
by Nostril rape isn't a joke September 14, 2017
An area or hole inside your nose that is literally rotting from your cocaine abuse. Usually the cartilage inside deteriorating
Friend 1: how is your nose from all the snow?
Friend 2: its kinda bad theres now a hole in my nose the hurts and it looks infected.
Friend 1: ew its a fucking zom nostril!
Friend 2: its kinda bad theres now a hole in my nose the hurts and it looks infected.
Friend 1: ew its a fucking zom nostril!
by Scooterboy4lifeahhwhhh June 07, 2018
A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.
That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.
I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.
I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.
by SaucyFartTart69999 October 06, 2022
A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 26, 2022