Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.

Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.

Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.

by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025

noosed

i suicidal or stupid action......
sumthin lame or mean

'he noosed himself over that cookie incident'
' mum noosed me for being out'
i got noosed for crying while my stepdad violated me'

by Ratz December 30, 2005

hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

Rose Lace Noose

The virtual up and coming superstar boy band that consists of Lead Vocalist, Xavi, Lead Guitarist, Davi, Primary Dancer Jordy G, Pianist, JAM-il, and Secondary Dancer, RayRay.

OMG DID YOU GO AND SEE ROSE LACE NOOSE AT CAMDEN? YOUR LIKE SO THE STUFF

by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024

Blue Noose

An overused google pic used for edgy people that want attention

Yo that guy is so gay he needs to get a blue noose

by AkiseAru March 3, 2018

Noose

NOOSE - National Office of Security Enforcement. The swat team from the video game GTA 5.

I hate noose so much. They always get in my way when I’m doing missions.

by Nelson16hockey December 17, 2020