noone

When you don't give a fuck about the space between the two o's

Noone will ever know why Troy is such a dipshit

by pogyoshi March 09, 2021

noone

Idiots that don't know what the spacebar does.

That idiot josh use noone instead of no one

by Written_Definitions May 03, 2022

noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.

Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.

by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 07, 2022

its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon

A racist joke otthe good old cowboy with kooties.

Sam: Hey Guess what taite?
Taite: What four eyes?
Sam: its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon
Taite: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up

by TickTocktheclockwhatbreededali May 21, 2019

Night Noon

This is how the cool kids say midnight

Go to bed, it’s almost night noon!

by Tony Sweets January 24, 2023

Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.

Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic

by Remy Michael May 15, 2020

Noon o’clock

A portmanteau combining the pattern of 11 o’clock, 12 o’clock, 1 o’clock, and the specially designated word “noon” to indicate 12 o’clock

Hey man, want to go grab lunch at round noon o’clock

by Time enjoyer December 22, 2023