noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon

my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper

by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

Nooning

The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.

I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.

by Stink Engine March 1, 2016

Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.

tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”

by CAREEB November 25, 2019

its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon

A racist joke otthe good old cowboy with kooties.

Sam: Hey Guess what taite?
Taite: What four eyes?
Sam: its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon
Taite: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up

by TickTocktheclockwhatbreededali May 20, 2019

Mr. Noone

Mr. Noone better known as iron man got in a fight with the fresh prince. The fresh prince said that iron mans arms were as fragile as glass. Iron man responded by telling prince he had the iron hairline

Mr. Noone i got some technical difficulties

by Mr noone May 3, 2019

It's High Noon

No Questions just run for your fucking live!

Mcree: It's High Noon
Enemy: Wait what?!

by Niiko August 9, 2019