non-nuts

A vagina.

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.

by SelfishMotives July 11, 2008

Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.

Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.

I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.

Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 21, 2008

non vaxxer

A bitch of a parent that doesn't care about their kid's health.

That non vaxxer just let her kid die of polio because he wasn't vaccinated.

by OnlineViaVPN March 18, 2019

non-story

a story with no exciting, interesting, or meaningful details that would be better off left untold.

This is a complete non-story, but I met some chick at a party last night.. and nothing happened.

by Nathan Philip Antonio December 08, 2008

non aidens

people who can literally go fuck themselves because they aren't Aiden

Non-Aiden: wassup fuckers in non-Aiden
Aiden: hi fuck you non aidens
Non-Aiden: dies of murder and rape

by aiden not aiden October 03, 2018

non-conformist

One who doesn't conform to modern social views. In Western society this would mean listening to whatever you want, wearing whatever you want, etc. regardless of the views of any social group.

It is important to note that those who listen to emo music and wear stereotypically emo clothes, for example, are not non-conformists; they are just brainless prats. They don't actually want to listen to the music that they do, they simply do it in order to fit into a social group (conforming).

There is no non-conformist group; non-conformist refers to an individual. As such, any group of people that say they are non-conformists (for example, goths, emos, punks etc.) aren't actually non-conformist. They are just brainless prats, as described above.

by Lord of the Pies May 12, 2006

non-wiper

this is a sizable poo which when you go to wipe, leaves no trace on the toilet roll. Also known as the 'phantom' or 'clean-break' the elusive 'non-wiper' is a real treat when you come across it.

'mate, did the best non-wiper earlier...feeling pretty fresh now'

phantom poo

by hellohello12345 January 16, 2012