you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023

you can't handle that type of pressure

Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.

Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.

Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.

by agdfgargaeg May 14, 2018

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.

Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!

by Braymanno April 17, 2023

I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that

Go fuck yourself and die.

A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

You can't be mad

I can and am perfectly justified in being so but that has no relationship to the actual issue here. You do not get to rob me. You are not aggrieved. And these AI bandwagon hoppers aren't going to kill any kids if they are made to pay me and that is EXACTLY what is going to happen. Some of you need to pray to whatever God you hold dear that that happens. I don't give a fuck about 'the people.' This isn't a vote. This isn't a popularity contest. You do not matter. So, I created AI... Why don't you do something with your worthless life so that YOU CAN SAY that even though you ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING... At the very least, you saved the life of a child.

Hym "He you can't be mad about all the school shootings, I mean, you're manufacturing mental illness. You actively tried to make the guy a crazy person so he did what crazy people do, right? You can't be mad about it because you did it to yourself."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019