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Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
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Your Grandpa

A Slim Shadey wanta be, who drinks buttwiper, is obssessed with "Keeping with the Joneses", and is "A Legend in his own Mind"!
Your Grandpa thinks he knows his shit, but is realy an ID10T.
by Fook Yu April 13, 2004
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GRANDPA DOUGLAS

by anonymous October 17, 2020
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lemonade grandpa

the act of urinating in an elderly homeless person’s shoe and throwing it at said homeless person. Often committed by Long Islanders traveling out of state.
Nicco just did a lemonade grandpa at the train station.
by Concerned Englishman March 24, 2023
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sugar grandpa

Granddaughter: grandpa can you please buy me a new ipad?

Sugar Grandpa: yes of course sweetie
by Tryaniszt July 2, 2022
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great grandpa

One person that is crazy but u love him anyways. Someone that stands for something. Nice and kind. Wise and funny.
Great grandpa don't eat my cat LOL!!!!
by Piperfoley7883 April 22, 2018
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Vanilla Grandpa

A guy who acts or dresses older than his age.
Did you see Joe sleeping in front of the TV? He’s a real Vanilla Grandpa.
by Blythe-spirit October 18, 2021
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