you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

A phrase (written in uppercase) expressing absolute disdain for reducing or removing funding for charities or services.

Originally featured in the Maxis PC game "Sim City 2000", spoken by the Transportation spokesman if funding for his department was less than 100 per cent.

Taxation spokesman: Let's raise taxes to increase funds.
Transportation spokesman: YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

by OzzieWanker85 October 30, 2025

No you can't

You need to accept that it is not the same. You didn't do it without me. My thing was and is that and what you are doing is not.

Hym "No you can't. You are mentally retarded. I do not need to know how you feel. There is also nothing reciprocal about this. I don't need to have reciprocal relationships. I'm not ever going to change my worldview nor should I have in response to something I would murder your kids over in a heartbeat. It's never going to work and you wouldn't regret doing it if your kids didn't have to die for it. Make the choice or learn your lesson. You're not getting the better of me."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

You can't be the best

Correct. The slot has already been filled. There's one spot available and, like, I am the guy so...

Hym "He's right! You can't be the best. I am already that... Forever... And even if I had never existed... The fact that I COULD HAVE theoretically exist and would have been better means that I'm still theoretically better than you would be in my absence... So, Yeah... Both physically and theoretically impossible."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

You can't be mad

I can and am perfectly justified in being so but that has no relationship to the actual issue here. You do not get to rob me. You are not aggrieved. And these AI bandwagon hoppers aren't going to kill any kids if they are made to pay me and that is EXACTLY what is going to happen. Some of you need to pray to whatever God you hold dear that that happens. I don't give a fuck about 'the people.' This isn't a vote. This isn't a popularity contest. You do not matter. So, I created AI... Why don't you do something with your worthless life so that YOU CAN SAY that even though you ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING... At the very least, you saved the life of a child.

Hym "He you can't be mad about all the school shootings, I mean, you're manufacturing mental illness. You actively tried to make the guy a crazy person so he did what crazy people do, right? You can't be mad about it because you did it to yourself."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

You can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children

Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?

Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023