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Mystical Mary Jane

Mystical Mary Jane is the ultimatum of all Mary Jane's. The best weed and the least smoked. Mystical Mary Jane loves you, and you love her forever. Its origination is unknown and is a medium sized indica/sativa. Thousands of diamonds is the only explanation of what she looks like. With a THC count of above 40%, you are sure to be high for over 8 hours. (great for a movie-thon) Do not be fooled by imitations or rappers with gold chains claiming they got the bomb....its a plot against you because if you know you have it, you DONT TELL A SOUL!
a verse dedicated to Mystical Mary Jane

who like to stay medicated, meditating
Off bud all the hata’s out there hating
Im wavin mystical mary hazen
Make reality cave in like a rasin
Im just saying, its amazing
How the endo long time stay blazin,
Like amen in layman, its crayzin
So much thc my eyes is glazing
The power of bud, hard to maintain
I like to stay simple with a simple brain
Im feelin the strain, my eyes is sprained
Taste buds like the sweetness of sugar cane
Smoke along with me, forget your pain
After this hit, you’ll be back again
So when you get high, don’t forget the name

Mystical mary jane.

Mos' ReQuest-copyright 2009-Go time records.

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by Mos Request August 26, 2009
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mystic pineapple

A beastly fruit bent on world domination.
News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.
by adn May 13, 2005
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Mystic Messenger

This games makes you realize that you’re not straight when you notice how Jaehee’s route is the most calm of them all and how Rika is the most interesting character. Instead of being attracted to the male characters, they might simply just give you gender envy. You might experience some comphet in the beginning because “I can fix him”. But yeah Mystic Messenger is amazing 10/10 would spend 75$ for Saeran route.
When first downloading: ohhh look fun mystery chat game :)
Mystic messenger: come chat with pretty boys!! And a pretty girl!! And RUIN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Did you eat yet?
Me:…

Rika and Jaehee: exists
Me: gay

Also me: starts choosing the “But I’m not a girl” option in the prologue chatroom. Y’know just a as a joke. Totally. #stillcisthough ??

Game tried to make me love Jumin and V but instead I love them shipped together

Saeran best boy
by genderfluid so its always gay November 28, 2021
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big dick mystic

A man with such a big dick it's hypnotizing.
Man I hear he is a big dick mystic.
by Waaw February 21, 2018
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Mystic Island

A really trashy town in NJ. Everyone who lives there are poor (except if they live on the water, those people are kinda rich) and are on welfare and poverty-stricken.

There are two sections. Mystic (the real mystic) is on the waterfront and all the tiny shacks (that are expensive cuz they're on the water) there are being torn down to build these giant 5-story mansions on pilings (piers).

The second area is Upland Mystic (the poser mystic). The people there think they are cool when they aren't at all (poor people are NOT cool). The crime there is SO high that whenever you see the police log in the newspaper, all the police calls are about people getting arrested in Upland Mystic. There's alot of shooting, stabbing, and drug dealing. The houses are run down, they have no grass, and the cars are all on cinderblocks. If one of those houses were to be torn down, all the property values in the whole state would skyrocket.
Ooooo, I'm SO cool and I'm from Mystic Island!!! Oyeaaa!!!!!
by Oh so cool March 8, 2007
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mystic

a boring little town in connecticut filled with prudes and old people. where the movie mystic pizza was filmed.
omg i hate mystic.
by Ms. Mary Mac October 28, 2008
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mystic dick

the most rare of all forms, fuck the 7th wonder of the world it is greater and bigger.
the mystic dick is much more superior to a normal phallus.

there is only one specimen and apparently the mystic dick was originated in oregon.

*****UPDATE*****

this mystic dick has relocated to Pacific Beach near San Diego.
quit using that penis pump! you will never become the mystic dick!
by shits real nig June 22, 2009
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