greacy mutton

a term used for when a onld lady usually between the age of 70-80 finds her sex drive again only to find her pum is all dryed and old. so mass lubercation is needed.

"dude y did u fuck that gilf"
"i dunno man big mistake tho she had a greacy mutton"

by 02ginge February 9, 2009

mutatiofabulation

The unintentional transformation of a patient's story over time, frequently resulting in unnecessary diagnostic tests or unneeded dangerous treatments. The causes are multiple, but usually a result of too many novice history takers guiding and coaching the patent's answers.

1. This guy came to clinic to get a return to work note and ended up getting a CT scan, MRI, and 3 spinal taps due to mutatiofabulation.

Explanation: A man has a slight cold and calls in sick to work. He feels well by the afternoon and decides to paint the ceiling, which causes a stiff neck. When he goes to clinic to get a note the story becomes distorted and he gets workep-up for meningitis.

by Robert Baird December 8, 2006

Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye October 26, 2008

mutton bustin

Tappin tourist chicks till they bust.

We're going to the local pub for some mutton bustin.

by Togoofy1 July 16, 2016

slanty eyed mutton gun

Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake

Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

Mutton Busting

Fucking a sheep up the ass

"Why were at the petting zoo at 3 am?"

"I was mutton busting"

"niiiiiiiiice"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

Mutate

To exert ones limit of intoxication.

"Fuck, I don't think I can handle another hit, I'm about to mutate"

"Man, we're gonna fucking mutate, Ive already had a bottle of vod, 11million joints & 32 pills, shit!"

"FUCK MAN, I'VE MUTATED"

by YoBitchorsomeshitlikethat September 29, 2009