Jonny Moseley

The most bad skiier around, he likes to full knuckle snow, steal from the russians and sign women's breasts. Most famous from the 1998 Nagano olympics where he won a gold medal.

Eric: Holy shit that's Jonny Moseley!
Justin: Who the fuck is that?
Eric: He's the best skiier ever man get your facts straight!

by Joesretrogames May 4, 2018

Vegas Mistletoe

A used condom

Gertrude and I were walking downtown last night when we stumbled upon some Vegas Mistletoe

by Crabeater November 20, 2022

Zander Mostert

A South African phrase used by people who use mustard as lubrication during anal sex, then after ejaculation , using the mustard and cum as sauce on a hotdog.

Awe brase, me and my boyfriend did a Zander Mostert last night, it got a bit messy!

by bvrpy September 6, 2023

Moster

Main Entry: Mo·ster
Pronunciation: \ˈmō-stər\
Function: noun
Date: 2010

: pianist, locked in an epic life-or-death struggle with Hanns Eisler

No Hanns will ever stand a chance against the Moster!

by The Excellist May 18, 2010

mostest

A word used by illiterate young persons expressing an over exaggeration of an opinion or fact; to the greatest power of most

I love you the mostest!
I have the mostest jelly beans!
Jeremy gets the mostest action!

by RandomWordMaker December 29, 2010

moistler

Roblox player aged 8-9 years of age that act horny or older than they actually are. Moistlers normally message younger children asking for sexual activity on Roblox because they have no life. Moistlers also are found on Minecraft and fortnite.

Have you heard of a moistler ?

by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

Dirty Mistletoe

Place a mistletoe over your bum-hole and when your partner is making out with your asshole surprise then with a shit.

I gave Randev a good old dirty mistletoe last Christmas

by The Real Raxy November 13, 2020