mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

Mista Penguin

A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.

He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.

person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"

person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"

by MizzEverest August 23, 2011

novice mistake

Novice- Someone who is unexperienced or sucks at life in a certain subject or activity.

Novice mistake- doing something that is ridiculous or not close to being reasonable.

"Damn, John should have hit-it-and quit it, that sucks he has a bitchy girlfriend now."

"Yea, he made a novice mistake by hooking up with that bitch."

by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009

Sistas Before Mistas

When Females choose, staying with, or going out with their girlfriends over, staying or going out, with one of their Casual Boyfriends or a random Guy who they have just met. Or hookups

Two Girls at a Night club,

' Girl 1: " Hey Girl 2 i'm going to have coffee at a cafe now, just met this Hot guy," . Girl 2 : "Girl 1 ! what the hell ! You came with me, so you have to leave with me !, It's "Sistas before Mistas" remember !"

Hmm, i have two free tickets to a beyonce gig tonight, hmm, i'd better go with Jacqui and not Mark because i only met mark a few times and Jacqui and i have been besties for years. After all it is 'sistas before mistas'

by Bojacke February 20, 2012

The mostard cult

An unknown instagram cult account. They post mostly stolen memes and sometimes get hacked. They stan My Chemical Romance and some of them have stan accounts.

1:
Ray: I posted my Ned fan art on the Mostard Cult account.
Bella: That's cool! Can I join?

Ray: No, I am a member but you aren't.
Bella: :(
2:

The Mostard Cult is a random account and the members have a freaking chat for it!

by bisexual bandito September 30, 2019

Mistal

Legendary being that lives in the socks of gnomes.

I think my garden gnome has a mistal!

by klsbmo323 September 18, 2011

Mistakenly Face-raped

The act of believing someone on Facebook has been
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.

Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped

by Wakalaka44 November 30, 2011