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The guy who never buys fish and chips, the guy who never shouts anyone a sesh, A.k.a El Moocho
The guy who never buys fish and chips, the guy who never shouts anyone a sesh, A.k.a El Moocho
El Moocho: Hey man, I got a mean as craving for a cigarette man, do you have one?
Tom: Dude, you just went through my pack and know I have one lucky left... you fucking scab
Tom: Dude, you just went through my pack and know I have one lucky left... you fucking scab
by TomTheSex August 7, 2006
Get the el moocho mug.A person who visits their friends and relatives residences to spend time, love and play with their pets (mostly cats and dogs), to avoid the responsibility of maintaining, walking, feeding and caring for pets of your own; hence having the best of both worlds. It's not uncommon for a pet-moocher to suggest getting one or more pets, to their friends and family members, they often visit.
My friend is such a pet-moocher! He saw this cute little kitten at the kennel and suggested that I take it in! I already have ten cats, and he's never helped me change the kitty litter, once. Ha!
by Spyderrr December 25, 2010
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My girlfriend left me for that dirty mooch because he was better in bed
I want to beat the hell out of that dirty mooch who stole my crush at the party!
Sorry I’m a dirty mooch, but just saying it’s for the better.
I want to beat the hell out of that dirty mooch who stole my crush at the party!
Sorry I’m a dirty mooch, but just saying it’s for the better.
by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020
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