Molly Weasley

She is the mother of Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley and all the other weasley boys in the Harry Potter series.
Molly is married with Arthur Weasley and likes knitting "Weasley jumpers" for her family.

Molly Weasley: "Not my daugther, you bitch!"

by DefinitionMaker September 30, 2007

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

wae kuroji mola

wae kuroji mola is a term used for degrading

jack: hey jaywhypee
jaywhypee: wae kuroji mola

by jaywhypee stan May 12, 2021

molly-ringwalding

To dance in a similar fashion to the character played by "Brat-packer" Molly Ringwald in 1985's "The Breakfast Club"
Legs kicking, arms swinging, head shaking in a violent display of inhibition; the perfect example of "dance like no one's watching"

and I quote: "....molly-ringwalding at a concert and you just don't f*cking care"

by blaahblah October 23, 2005

molassochist

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.

The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!

by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007

moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.

After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.

by Sakura June 14, 2014

Molesterol

Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.

Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.

In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.

Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."

Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."

by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014