#motivationalbullsheeeet

information of things that don’t mean sheeeet just so you’ll shut tha fuq up

tired of the motivational bullsheeeet. you think your words keep me safe and warm at night. straight fuqn bullsheeeet. be you be real. say what you gotta say. one time. i dont give a fuq #motivationalbullsheeeet

by BumStatusYo December 18, 2018

Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

medacation

A vacation with the main purpose to do drugs.

Chuck reminded all his guests to have life insurance in place prior to attending his medacation villa in Cancun.

by Bstephen May 30, 2023

Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.

This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.

by AppleRay June 1, 2015

2am Motivation

The feeling you suddenly get to fix personal and world problems when you can't sleep at night. You're unlikely to do it but feel empowered nonetheless.

Guy: I couldn't sleep at night but I had an urge to clean my room.
Other Guy: Must be the 2am motivation.

by nightsleeper May 27, 2022

McUrban McDictionary

First of all, we definitely definitely are not high… Right, now then, When your feeling an elevated altitude and you start to think about food, McDonalds comes to mind. You simultaneously start to think about the Mc in McDonalds. Subsequently you start to attach the letters M & C to literally every word you say afterwards, sounding completely and utterly insane.

Mci McWonder McWhat McUrban McDictionary McWould McSay

by gerth21 January 22, 2023

Transit Mental Meditation

When riding public transportation or taking a flight, you finally have some free time to think deeply. A play on transcendental meditation.

Man, I was wiped out this morning but am feeling better after some transit mental meditation on the train.

by kneelund November 19, 2010