piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

by Trickenso September 29, 2006

Frosty Mitten

Masturbating with an extremely cold hand

Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.

by narizon January 24, 2011

Russian mittens

Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts

This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens

by Jon von hugendong May 19, 2018

Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

by chickengutz March 29, 2010

Skin Mittens

When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.

Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.

"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."

"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."

"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"

by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011

teeth mittens

When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.

How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.

by spirotot May 14, 2014

Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.

Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!

by monkman180 April 9, 2011