<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!
by Trickenso September 29, 2006
Get the piss-mittensmug. by narizon January 24, 2011
Get the Frosty Mittenmug. Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts
by Jon von hugendong May 19, 2018
Get the Russian mittensmug. by chickengutz March 29, 2010
Get the Hittin the Mittenmug. When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011
Get the Skin Mittensmug. When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.
How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.
by spirotot May 14, 2014
Get the teeth mittensmug. When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.
by monkman180 April 9, 2011
Get the Man Mittensmug.