This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.
"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."
verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009
Get the The Russian Mittenmug. My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012
Get the putting on mittensmug. by Chappy11 May 26, 2019
Get the Meat mittensmug. by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014
Get the ripped mittenmug. by narizon January 24, 2011
Get the Frosty Mittenmug. When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011
Get the Skin Mittensmug. When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.
by monkman180 April 9, 2011
Get the Man Mittensmug.