One of the more gritty underground roasts, please use with extreme caution. May cause recipient to go into an anaphylactic shock, epileptic fit and or straight up seizure. Other side effects which have been known to be a consequence of this insult includes full-blown autism or an addition of a chromosome.
Sarah: Your mother is a child-beating, cheap whorewho has achieved nothing manage to trap a man to have a child with her, a massive mistake... you. That mistake is you, you unloved virgin.
Janet: your sister a mister lol
Sarah: *Develops autism and literally fucking dies from her throat closing up*
Janet: your sister a mister lol
Sarah: *Develops autism and literally fucking dies from her throat closing up*
by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018
Get the your sister a mister lol mug.To completely destroy pride, arrogance, and or sheer ignorance; usually executed by placing a strong blow on the recipients lower jaw; can be earth shattering and cause injured pride; If you are mistermoore-ed then you usually come out looking like a pussy
by namenotneeded May 2, 2007
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by tomorey August 17, 2011
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Get the Fitch-Minster mug.Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease (PMPD for short) is a disease reserved especially for the week before Midterms.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:
Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.
Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.
Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.
Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."
Crying for no apparent reason.
Writing papers at 2 in the morning.
Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.
There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:
Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.
Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.
Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.
Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."
Crying for no apparent reason.
Writing papers at 2 in the morning.
Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.
There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
Girl: Hey, did you study for all of your midterms yet?
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
by Moma Laquifa December 13, 2009
Get the Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease mug.A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.
Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...
Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...
1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.
2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.
3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.
3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
by <333333333333 January 2, 2009
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by mistydawn December 2, 2010
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