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Madison Park Kid

V. a group or one person that is really slutty. they will do anything to have sex. they are the quintessential whore or douche.
amy: there is this new girl from broadmore here.
Maddie: i thought she was from Capital Hill.
Amy: no she isn't. oh, there she is over there slutting it up on some guy.
Maddie: THAT"S MY BOYFRIEND THAT MADISON PARK KID!!!!
by ryot333 April 4, 2011
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Madison Cawthorn

Verb. To ply privilege and deception in order to achieve a position that one is in no way qualified for.
He Madison Cawthorned his way into the state Bar, despite not having a bachelor's degree.
by Skunk-Evil January 31, 2021
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Madison Beer

Ohhhhhh shit madison beer
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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madison high school

The sophmores need to get up off the senior's dicks
by anon March 6, 2005
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Madison

The BEST FREAKING PERSON on this earth! shes blonde and beautiful and she knows it but is modest. Shes an amazing friend and is THE BEST DANCER! she always cheers you up and she smiles. She is joy to everyone that knows her!!!! and is totally gonna go far! shes also the best friend you will ever have because she will keep your secrets!!!
Hey Girl!

Oh! Hi! Whats up?
Girl you are so nice! You have to be a madison
by Tineesunshine October 24, 2012
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Madison High School

A lot of the boys are sexists and a lot of the girls are sluts. There are also the druggies, but the ones who aren't ridiculously rich are pretty cool. The boys swear a lot because it makes them feel manly and the girls wear skanky clothing and sleep around to feel better about them selves. The boys need to learn that acting like assholes isn't attractive, the girls need to learn that they don't need to sleep around to be attractive, and both groups need to stop pushing these social expectations onto eachother.

The teachers are either good or bad; there is no middle ground. If they aren't telling you how you'll be working at McDonald's for your eentire life, they're talking about how they've just moved in with one of the other teachers.
The good ones are the ones who actually try to teach the students how to use the knowledge they accumulate in their classes. Very few teachers will ever believe a student would ever do something nice and selfless for a classmate else.

The administrators are two extremes. You get on their list, you're on it forever, otherwise they ignore you.

The librarians are awesome.
Person 1: Look at that poor, troubled child!

Person 2: They probably go to Madison High School...
by ImScaredForMyClassmates April 28, 2011
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madison high school

96% of the population has consumed a drug in some sort of manner, and 67% come to school high.
freshman-
faggot bitch wannabes who crowd up the hallway, get drunk in front of chipotle, then barf behind safeway. they get fingered in the movie theatres by hormone infested rapists (baseball boys, who then comment on how tight their pussy was). FRESHMAN CHEERLEADERS-put on some damn sweats, or pull your damn skirts off your necks. i dont want to see your skanky cellulite asses "flaunting" down the halls. which, you clog up...fuckin skeets...
sophmores-
the boys are so gay that they result in getting freshman pussy because the sophmore girls are too busy fucking the upper classmen just for a damn 40. they take a shot, they dont fucking know what a shot is, and theyre all over senior cock. half the population of sophmores, are fuckin dykes. WHY . get a fucking room.
juniors-
they're fucking boring.
seniors-
most are hardcore partiers, the lame few, thrive on sophmore pussy. why do you have your parties at the fucking WOLFTRAP MOTEL. picking fights for no goddamn reason; "boy: you dont MESS with my girl. otherboy: OH, im sorry your girls a SKEET." what the hell happened to your pride?
madison baseball-
the boys love it anal, and pudge STILL can only stop the hamburgelar. they mark their underclassmen pussy, leaving condoms in the dugout. they train all year for what? nothing. can you say BURIED IN COKE?
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i think its safe to say, that the "hard earned cash" is spent in one category. drugs,booze,pussy.
can the fairfax county public school board get the DAMN BROOM OUT OF THEIR ASSES.
no powderpuff? FUCK YOU.
madison high school students-
under classman: im soooo wasted, i had a fullll shot!
senior: ok, blow the breathelizer.
under classman: ok......wherreeee?
senior: in my pants, BITCH.
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senior: who invited the spick to the party?
senior2: pshh, she came by herself...
by class of '06 January 31, 2007
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