Jagger Micknasty

It's usually when you walk in a public rest room and you see shit all on the toilet seat

you walk in to public rest room you open the stall door and realize you see shit on the toilet you say to yourself damn! "Jagger Micknasty"

by corvo21 May 12, 2011

Dirty Mickael

When someone is having gay sex with a sex whip and gets whipped so hard that he has diarrhea in his partner's mouth and his partner swallows the shit.

I was feeling so sick last night that I pulled a dirty Mickael on my boyfriend.

by ggharhar April 16, 2025

My bby Mickayla

She is the most beautiful girl in the world and she has such an amazing personality and I love everything about her she has the sweetest personality and is so kind and caring to animals and everyone else ...she is the definition of perfection 🥺.....and she has the most beautiful eyes ever that I could stare at all day and never get bored they are so colourful and vibrant I have never seen a girl as Beautiful as her and also her smile is so cute and adorable and it could light up the whole world in seconds.....and out of Everyone you will ever meet she will be the best ...and She is a beautiful gay god that is also so fuckinggg hot and cute

I love youuuuuu and so does my dog

Me: SHE IS THE GAY GOD AND SHE IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND HOT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER AND IVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY BBY MICKAYLA

the people reading this:THIS PERSON IS SUCH A FUCKING SIMP FOR THIS GIRL

by Mickayla I perfect 🥺 November 23, 2021

My bby Mickayla

She is the most beautiful girl in the world and she has such an amazing personality and I love everything about her she has the sweetest personality and is so kind and caring to animals and everyone else ...she is the definition of perfection 🥺.....and she has the most beautiful eyes ever that I could stare at all day and never get bored they are so colourful and vibrant I have never seen a girl as Beautiful as her and also her smile is so cute and adorable and it could light up the whole world in seconds.....and out of Everyone you will ever meet she will be the best ...and She is a beautiful gay god that is also so fuckinggg hot and cute

I love youuuuuu and so does my dog

Me: SHE IS THE GAY GOD AND SHE IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND HOT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER AND IVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY BBY MICKAYLA

the people reading this:THIS PERSON IS SUCH A FUCKING SIMP FOR THIS GIRL

by Mickayla I perfect 🥺 November 23, 2021