Micah Allen

A real man with a huge thick long beautiful cock, that likes penetrating old rich businessmen.

Bob: "I would like to order a micah allen for the night."
Pimp:" I will send my biggest man sir for $1000."

by vsgshsnns February 6, 2018

Micah

The finest piece of excrement in video game history

Micah is a real piece of shit

by Angry_Peanut_52 May 3, 2020

Sumptuous Micah Barich

The act of using a jumbo sized box of cosmic brownies, and mashing them in your hands. After the consistency is like diarrhea, then use as lubricant while you finger your asshole, and your partners asshole simultaneously. Then insert your penis into your partners asshole and then have anal for 5 minutes. After have her suck your cock and then make out, and use the access cosmic love Juice and rub it on her face.

I did a sumptuous micah Barich last night and I've never been happier.

by SHAMWOW Sliverin April 25, 2017

Micah

An absolute asshole. He may seem nice for a long time but if you mess up once he will try to ruin everything you've worked for. He is very sheltered and his parents are most likely religious. He tends to say the right things until he's gotten everything he wanted, then he doesn't care who he hurts. If you meet a Micah run in the opposite direction! He's more than likely bad news. (and he probably has a small dick)

"Micah screwed me over."
"didn't you do everything for him though?"
"yeah he didn't care."

by _w_e_l_p August 7, 2018

Micah

A god awful piece of human garbage who deserves nothing but torment and will forever be hated.

Fuck Micah he’s a terrible person! Why did he kill jacks dog I’m gonna stab him and watch him bleed!

by fuckmicahbell October 23, 2019

Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end

Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Micaiah

Micaiah the most amazing girl ever in my robotics and gym class she has the most beautiful eyes when she is not wearing her glasses she is so cute and smart

Jaden.c : would you go out with me.

micaiah : ?????? Yes or no

by Jaden.c January 24, 2018