Due to David's ED, he uses a hotdog to spreate his sphincter for his pleasure. He gets caught up in the moment and sometimes has a oscar meyer recall.
by T.T. Smalls October 29, 2009
Also known as the Buckeye cuck fuck, the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck is when you try to “massage” another persons butthole through their clothes using your thumb
Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck
by Fominroman October 07, 2021
A public high school located in the south part of Wilkes-Barre, PA, that was built in 1937. Approximately 950 students go there, and famous alumni include the Ismail brothers Raghib (Rocket) and Qadry, and 1995 Nobel Peace Prize winner Edward B. Lewis. The mascot is a Mohawk indian, and the Mohawks beat their rival school G.A.R. in just about everything.
E.L. Meyers High School is such a great place to learn! I'm so glad our kids go there instead of G.A.R.
by jaquante December 26, 2010
That trifling ass Bonnie Couch will sleep with anyone's and every ones man. Even her own relatives dudes. As well as random guys she just met on Internet and with no condom. I know I seen her do it.
by TheBestEverMidget July 28, 2022
A person that helps people and feels happy for everyone. They are very active and good at most of sports. They are outside lots and likes to adventure.
Ethan Vincent Umo Meyer is the best person ever.
by Ethan Vincent Umo Meyer May 26, 2021
by Wookiechip May 17, 2016
A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
by Bendy D January 13, 2023