The Greg Heffley Method

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

by meatball meatball April 14, 2017

scrum methodology

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Method Karaokeing

When one sings karaoke and acts like the person who sings the original version of the song

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna do karaoke tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sure. But not if you're gonna sing 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' and dance around or sing 'Wonderwall' while leaning into the mic with your hands behind your back! I hate Method Karaokeing!"
Guy 1: "How about I sing 'Won't Get Fooled Again' and I swing the mic lead around?"

by The Rhys May 4, 2009

Method Acting

When an actor or actress decides to commit fully to their role by becoming the character on and off set.

(This can either lead to great success like in the case of Christian Bale in American Psycho or in annoying or dragging down everyone on a movie set like in the case of every Jared Leto role.)

Jared Leto decided method acting was the best way to play the role of Michael Morbius by using crutches he didn’t need and refusing to use the bathroom without help from people who came to film a movie, and now had to help a D-List actor wipe his own ass.

by RockHardHonkers August 15, 2022

PIOOYA Method

Coming up with something that is not based on facts or is made up on the fly to convince others that the originator knows what he/she is talking about.

Because Bill didn't know the explanation for why his car was in the front yard, he utilized the PIOOYA method to ensure his wife didn't make him sleep in the basement for the next two weeks.

by TheGuide99 August 24, 2010

Chronic Method

A method for talking to bitches in a dirty way using sophisticated terms.

Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.

by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016

Wisdom Method

Step 1. Open the door to the bathroom
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.

Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!

I used the Wisdom Method today to avoid water splashing up my ass!

by Moo Shu June 10, 2019