google myself

To masturbate

"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."

by gtrimeshko January 25, 2018

isekai myself

To commit suicide in hopes of being reincarnated in an another world

Life is boring... I'm going to isekai myself tonight

by Onys January 24, 2019

burying myself

what you do when you have done something so bad it is worthy of being buried alive. Usually something embarrassing that makes you think death is an okay option.

"I can't believe I said that, I'm burying myself"

by madeleinethemerritt April 15, 2019

delete myself

Commit die

Well guys im going to delete myself so long

by Mike Hunt onmablles November 28, 2020

double thought myself

When you cant find the right words to say “second guessed myself” and this is what comes out.

Thinking of the right thing but having another thought which conflicts with the original one.

Friend : “hey, who’s that celebrity who ran that beach club tv show?”

My brain : Lindsay Lohan! .....but maybe Paris Hilton

Me : “I think it was Paris Hilton...”

Friend : “just googled it was Lindsay Lohan”

Me : “damn I knew it...I double thought myself”

by SmashleyDrunkle October 23, 2019

help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary

You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist

don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there

Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".

by -Said no one ever May 10, 2022

when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF

the process of eating booty and getting fool from it

guy: bro im hungry
me: when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF
guy:yo good idea

by Cash_Carter June 3, 2021