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Shawn Mendes

The hottest human alive. He's also a great singer. He's popular.
Why are you pregnant?
I saw a shirtless picture of Shawn Mendes.
by Whatsuuuup February 8, 2018
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Shawn Mendes rizz

You'll be needing stitches, because you get no b*tches
Man's got that Shawn Mendes rizz and that goofy ah haircut.
by Hoboblokin June 17, 2023
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Sofia mendes

A Sofia Mendes is somebody you can count on, they are honest and kind friend but doesn’t have any patience when it comes to school
Teacher: Sofia do you like school?

Anyone: no Sofia mendes DOESNT
by Gabzzzz1 February 3, 2022
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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Shawn Mendes

Shawn Mendes has the purest, honest and beautiful soul.
by strangerm22 November 22, 2021
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Wreck a mended

A girl who is really loose but still get fucked
Becky is a wreck a mended but even tho shes fucked so many people id still smash
by Og savage February 20, 2017
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Mending Babies

The act of fucking and/or making a baby.
We were mending babies so fucking good last night.

We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.
by Burntchicken.nugget October 6, 2021
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