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Tousington Maximum

To be FERDA and SEND so hard that you are the fucking man in Touse at your respective school. If you reach Tousington Maximum, than you haze your professors cause your OD tuffy. Every girl wants you because you’re top dog - AKA Tousington Maximum.
Roommate: How was your night?
Subject: She’s coming over in 5

Roommate: Dude, you get OD Tush. I think you’ve reached TOUSINGTON MAXIMUM.
Subject: I’m Himmy
by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025
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maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.
Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip
by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023
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Ran Out all the way and to the maximum

Hey Girl, Michelle get on my nerves
Other Girl: Dont you talk to Michelle Everyday, I just saw you talking to her 2 seconds ago. You just Ran Out all the way and to the maximum
by 1800-choke dat hoe May 17, 2011
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Maximum haverdad

His head may be cold but he'll still hear you redline the gator from a mile away.
Did you see maximum haverdad? He looks fucking autistic
by goteem.56 February 14, 2019
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maximum bustosity

He's got the maximum bustosity.
by ahole December 10, 2003
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Maximum Intensity Helicopter

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life
The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it
by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015
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Tousington Maximum

One can only achieve Tousington Maximum by being the most SENDY & Ferda kid on campus. You’re so fucking tuffy and glazeable that every girl wants to give you OD dome. You instill fear in your peers because you haze your professors.
Roomate: How was your night?

Subject: She’s coming over in 5.

Roomate: Holy shit you get OD tush I think you’ve reached Tousington Maximum.

Subject: I’m himmy.
by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025
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