1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.
2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.
2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
by jwancastro February 19, 2009
Get the zipping the mattressmug. A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.
by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009
Get the Soggy mattressmug. Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race.
by The Marksman August 23, 2005
Get the Mattress Bitermug. When the family or friends of a terminally ill person (sick, dying, or otherwise lame) throw a mattress over him/her and take turns wallowing on it in order to smother him/her.
"If Cousin Joe don't show no signs of recuv'ry, we's might just have to have ourselve's a right Mattress Party."
by Hillary Lauffer December 9, 2008
Get the mattress partymug. by dustbunny April 27, 2005
Get the Mattress Monkeymug. When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.
I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.
by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003
Get the mattress parakeetsmug. by Fagadactol March 14, 2020
Get the Mattress Backmug.