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A short cocky ass with brown hair who acts like his penis is 3x larger than it actually is, thinks ball is life and sends nudes to anyone literally ANYONE. And is usually the leader of his group of fuckboys, Is homophobic AF thinks he can do what he wants because he has his crew to back him up.

xoxo
Did you see martins nudes?

yes omfg, tiny chode af
Martin by thetruthlol January 22, 2015
martin has a small dick and has dicks up his ass every night
im gay and i love martin
martin by lukeovalle4 January 20, 2017
uranium deer.

Danish : uran hjort.
Martin is a uranium deer.

Martin er en uran hjort.
Martin by OnlyOneSnookie June 2, 2015
This Martin is in my class. He tried seducing me today.
Martin by The Slavic Bester April 14, 2020
A gay guy walks into a gay club and says to his gay mate: "This is paradise mate, it is full of Martins!"
Martin by The Beefer Society August 19, 2007